Hi. I’m Barnabee.
First, I saw a leaf… It moved. Suspicious.
Then, I watched it very carefully. Suddenly, it moved again. This was NOT normal leaf behavior…
So I barked. Loud. Very loud.
However, the leaf did not listen. Because of that, I barked MORE. This is called escalation.
Meanwhile, the humans said, “Barnabee, it’s just a leaf.” But honestly, I know the truth.
In the end, I saved this house today. You’re welcome.
Afterward, I took a nap. Security is exhausting. :)
Also, I would like a snack now. Preferably 7 snacks. Maybe 8 for safety’s sake.
At the end of the day, this was how I saved the house!
